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Black Femme Brunch: Edge Control
May 21, 2018 @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm EDT
Ready to hear some drums
That’ll make you cum?
You wanna hear some riffs
That’ll tantalize ya tits?
Tryin hear some lyrics
That’ll make you get the spirit?
Whether curls rock your world, your kinks get you drinks, or that creamy crack got them edges shlapped, come to EDGE CONTROL, the nighttime Black Femme haven for the weaved, the bearded, and freshly shaven. EDGE CONTROL is an exclusively curated concert for DC Black Pride that promises to leave your ECO-styler running and your nethers humming.
Tryna get snatched and snatch up a boo? We got the perfect night for you.
Dexter Jordan and his band of expertly skilled edge-snatchers will be bringing the house down with a wall of sultry, super-sonic sound.BOOMscat is back again, to headline while you dutty wine.
EDGE CONTROL is a sexy smooth Black Pride groove that has been created to uplift and celebrate everything that makes you black, beautiful, femme, and flawless. It’s a femme-first space that’ll put your chakras and edges at ease while we tease and please. This is a party for you and your femme boos so come ready to dance, sing, and Uberpool home with someone new.
Having a hard time finding bae in broad day? Then set your du-rag tails to stun and pull you one while we giving you your tens for gettin’ it in. You don’t need a love potion, just bounce on over and give em a squirt of ya pink lotion.
DEXTER JORDAN will be rocking the mic and dropping soulful poetic magic.
BOOMscat’s hot and sexy tunes will have you in a MOOD.
DC Tap Water will be on deck. Chicken wings, burgers, and nachos finna be piled higher than a fuckboy’s unread texts. So come get lit with your mane advocates.
So, cut off them dull, dry, lifeless dead ends in your DMs, femme.
Find you some new lamb chops and buns to play in.
No matter if your hair twists or turns, it’s the time to put that bussy on them sideburns.
So stop reading this message, and get your stretches in for a night of hoing.
Cuz if this gave you life, share, tweet, invite, and click that you “GOING”
The Incomparable Dexter Jordan is our southern gentlefemme crush supreme. He’s a dynamic singing, lyrical experience ready to take your ears on a journey.
Check out his current project entitled “NDOTO” on Soundcloud athttps://soundcloud.com/dexter-jordan-3/sets/ndoto
The Peace and Body Roll Duo, BOOMscat are the baes of our dreams (wet and the regular ones too). The duo is lead by two divine beings. Patience Sings, the gorgeous priestess of soul, provides deep velvety vocals. While Asha, the best percussionist, ain’t no discussin’ it, raps the drums and tickles the keys to please.
If you’d like to get wrapped up in an eargasm, check out their iTunes and try not to get too slippery. They have a new album out and twenty times the clout: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/kinetic/1360563581
Feel nostalgic for what you love? https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/no-life-jacket-ep/id947987508
EDGE CONTROL: A Black Pride Concert is part of Sleepy Lee’s SET IT OFF series. Sleepy Lee is an experience curator that celebrates DC Black Pride and Capital Trans Pride. In May 2018, SET IT OFF will feature six experiences curated by Sleepy Lee, Black Femme Brunch, Jaywalking Productions, LezLink, Baronhawk Poitier, Gildapapoose, House of Butter, Lady Ryan, Patience Sings, Charity Blackwell, and ZAMI at Busboys and Poets.
Who is Black Femme Brunch for? Anyone who wants to meet godly niggas to hold court with with decolletage that don’t quit. New to town? Wanna net-twerk? This is the right place to rest ya purse. Need a lap to sit on or a place to lay your head? Then we can invite you right between our legs. Poly and looking for baes to slay? Then this is your muhfuckin lucky ass day. Tell all your baes and don’t look back, Black Femme Brunch is hella black!
If you’re not “traditionally” femme, you’re a guy or a stud, you don’t fuck with gender, you’re queer, or you’re trans, that’s lit af (and you sound cute so you should def come). Femme is an open term for anyone who is in touch with their feminine energy or who celebrates femininity. If that’s you, come thru!
As always the #BlackFemmeBrunch is a space for femmes of all genders.
Not sure if you qualify?
Answer two questions:
1. Do you self identify as black?
2. Would you consider yourself in touch with your feminine side?
If that’s a yes to both – you’re in!
This is a safe space for black queer people who are in touch with their feminine energy, transgender peeps, tomboys/girls, and androgynous folx of all (or no) gender(s). Transwomen, transmen, intersex, gender non-conforming, queer women, queer men, asexual, and same gender loving people come get this love.
If you’ve ever felt femme in your life or need a healthy dose of femme energy, come thru because we celebrate you.
The three commandments of femme brunch are:
IF YOU WANNA BE PETTY GIRL, SIT AT HOME.
Ashe! And let the choir sang.
***If this space was not created for you, you will be respectfully and unapologetically ushered toward the door. We talk about whatever is on our minds during brunch and we will not have our space disrupted. If you seem a lil masculine but are in touch with your feminine side – it’s cool – come sit with us.***